Tuesday, February 24, 2009

WHY MUSLIM TERRORISTS COMMIT SUICIDE...???



Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide .. Let's see now...
No Jesus.
No Christmas.
No television.
No car races.
No football.
No golf.
No K Mart.
No BBQ pork.
No hot dogs.
No burgers.
No lobster.
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No nachos.
No Beer nuts.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife!
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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